20 Camera Man
/It turns out I’ve not bought 19 broken cameras. I’ve actually received 20. I’ve tested each one and they are all broken. I’ve given them all names.
Mr Sticky Shutter
No Rewind Boy
Just Dead
Weird battery guy
Stuckee
The Battery Flattener
The Dangly Back Kid
Sir NoClick
The one that winds forever
The one with the stuck frame counter
Flash but no trousers
Missing buttons
Shiny but bust
Only clicks, never whirrs
Nothing moves
Chinon less wonder
Is this the end of Ricoh?
T’would be nice if this worked
Shiny but that’s it
Mr. Dial
The Canon Dial that I really wanted does more than my previous purchase, but there is still something broken about it. I’ve been looking at the repair manuals for these cameras and they are packed full of parts which are easy to break and hard to mend. So for now the quest continues….