A talent for self-sabotage II

I had a very nice email from someone who asked about my talent for self sabotage and offered me a collaboration opportunity on my blog. I was very flattered, but I fear for anyone who wants to formally associate with someone who makes posts like this:

“Officer, I’ve just been attacked by an enormous camera which beat me up and stole all my money”
“Oh dear, I think it must be one of those new 20 mugger pixel models…”