Tulips

So there’s this chap in Holland with lots and lots of hamsters. And then they had the great hamster plague of 1673 which left the poor bloke with lots and lots of dead hamsters. So he did the only thing he could. He made some jam out of them. He was hoping that this hamster form of meat paste would sell well, but nobody wanted it. So eventually he threw the lot out of his kitchen window. Six months later he’s looking at the flowerbed outside the window and wondering why there was suddenly a huge patch of daffodils growing there. He mentioned this to a gardening friend who thought for a while, and then replied (altogether now): “That’s strange. You normally get tulips from hamster jam”.