Widen your angle

On Saturday I bought this stick on wide angle lens thingy. It is a kind of sticky thing that you can put in front of the camera on your phone to give you a much wider field of view. As it only cost three quid I was not expecting great things. However, the above shot (taken from the same position as yesterday) shows that it actually does quite a good job of pulling in even more office untidiness than the standard lens.

I love taking wide angle shots, and so I think I'll keep this with me. If you want one you could take a look here, but they are much cheaper from the Red5 shop in Hull.

testing again

This is just a little test to see if I can still post pictures from my mobile phone. Yes, this is my office, and no, I haven't tidied up for a little while.

Fun with Code

I'm doing some more weekend coding. Some people jump out of planes for fun. Others go diving. Apparently the most popular "sport" in the country is fishing. Whilst sitting by a canal in the rain waiting for nothing to happen is not as dangerous as the first two, it still has somewhat limited appeal to me.

I write programs for fun. (it is not the only thing that I do for fun - that would be deeply scary) However, I've been turning out some code today and I've really enjoyed doing it. It is all for a talk which I'm giving in March at the Game Developers Conference. I'm trying to make a video game which starts with you taking a picture of a chum and transforming this into an item in the game itself. The provisional title is "Playing with Friends" but that may change. Anyhoo, with just a few lines of code I've got my picture, and with a few more I've made it into a pretty game sprite. (it runs a bit slowly at the moment - but it is early doors).

Eventually the whole content of this little endeavour will be released to the outside world. I'm sure you can hardly wait....

Tiny robots will make me complete

Nearly bought some tiny robots today. They were on sale cheap (but they had none left). Up until now I had not realised that the thing I need to be complete is a tiny robot fighting arena and a couple of robots to fight in it. But now I'm sure that it is (mainly I suppose because there are non available)

I'm not sure if this is a significant step along the road to my own particular brand of spiritual enlightenment, but there you are.

Update: The shop is trying to get me some from another branch. We shall see....

You don't know what you've yot ''till Its gone

My office machine is crumbling again. It went through a bad patch a few weeks back and I thought I'd put it back on the straight and narrow, but now it is becoming seriously wobbly. I think it has actually reached the point where it is more trouble than it is worth, so a rebuild beckons.

This means that I am frantically backing up all the files that I think are important, prior to a day spent reinstalling everything. The problem with this is that you don't know what is important until you lose it. I work on the "distributed backup" principle, which means that the files that are vital to me are smeared over three machines, my office, my tablet and my home computer. This works pretty well most of the time, but it is not unknown for vital files to drop through the cracks.

When I do the rebuild I will of course build onto a brand new disk, and keep the slightly broken one as a combination novelty paperweight and get out of jail card. The idea is that I can probably get it to work long enough to pull off that file I didn't think I needed, but turns out to be vital. In fact, I have a little pile of such discarded disks in my cupboard at work.....

Degrees of Bad Photography

I was Graduand Marshal today at our degree ceremony. Tricky little job, with lots of graduands to tell what to do and get into the right place. But in the end it all went very well. I took the tiny camera, which takes wonderful pictures.

But only it you point it in the right direction and press the button at the right time. Two things I singularly failed to do today. The first Honorary Graduate, the actor John Hurt, took his position behind the lecturn barely six feet from me to give his acceptance speech. I took six lovely photographs. Of the lecturn. The second, Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson, was nicely in view but I did not manage to capture her smile (which is very stupid of me because she did smile a lot). I've put the picture in though, I hope that she is not too upset with the result:



Sorry about that, I think I'll stick to landscapes and hotel bathroom switches...

Breakfast for Dummies

I was having breakfast this morning. The pack of was adorned with a picture of a bowl containing the cereal and some milk along with a spoon. It as also captioned "Serving Suggesting". Well, duh.

Buy this record

Bought the record at Christmas. Listened to it a bit and then it drifted to the back of the media player for some reason. Found the file again today and gave it another hearing. And by gum it is good. Rush and and buy (or stay in and download) a copy. Now.

In case you are wondering what I'm going on about, the record is "Speak for Yourself" by Imogen Heap who has a really good blog too.

A Life of Sundays

I really like our Sundays. I like the idea that you don't have to do much (or at least in my case people have probably given up asking me to do things on Sunday). They are a chance to do something which may or may not be useful, either way it doesn't matter - it is Sunday after all. You can also meet up with friends and family and also have a good lunch.

I think a life of Sundays would be rather nice.

Take the camera shopping

I always take the camera when I go shopping. Every now and then you get the chance of a nice picture, and it is useful to be able to record it.

City Hall is looking rather fine. I suppose the ladies sat there symbolise something, but I've no idea what

World Domination Thwarted

I was thinking about creating a thousand killer robots to do my bidding.

But then I remembered that I don't go to many auctions.

...and as a follow up

What do you call a piece of clip art that defects to the enemy?

A loyalty free image.

Open For Business

Had our first open day of the year today. I did my usual warm up and got laughs in most of the right places. Then we gave away a Playstation Portable to one lucky attendee. I've started telling people who come for a visi that I will be the person teaching them to program if they come to Hull.

Not sure if this is a good idea...

Fit To Drop

The Simpsons Programme for exercise is coming along. This evening I trudged through "Bart the General" and still have some breath left. The idea is that greater physical fitness will bring with it improved concentration, humour, vision and hopefully dress sense.

MySpace is not My Space. Yet.

Someone I know is now on MySpace. I've been checking it out. Maybe I got stuck in a loop of people, but everyone seems to be the kind of person that you see in Gap adverts. They are all young (by my standards), have dynamic looking pictures, are slightly goofy but serious deep down y'know and into things like Tai Chi (whatever that is).

This is supposed to be the new, happening thing which will change the way that people live/work/play/meet/greet/eat/sleep etc etc. I'm not that convinced. But I might get some space anyway, it is free after all and someone on there says she would like to meet "Anyone who owns fainting goats". I've just googled this, and they do exist.

Tall People Eh?

Ever wanted to throw things at the telly? Tonight on the local news they had this bloke who was moaning about how hard it is to be tall. He was around the same height as me (perhaps slightly shorter - I really hope so) and so they photographed him squeezing into tiny cars (with the seat obviously set as far forward as possible) and looking forlorn outside clothes shops. The report didn't really go anywhere, except that he was unhappy about being tall and presumably expected people to feel sorry for him.

I guess it must have been a slow news day. Perhaps tomorrow they'll have someone who is blonde going on about how hard it is to be blonde and have to endure all those "dumb blonde" jokes. Then on Wednesday they can bring in a person with big ears and a big nose who will complain how hats never fit and tissues never seem large enough.

Well, really. As a tall, blonde person with big ears and a big nose (who will therefore presumably get called in on Thursday so they can shout "full house") I can state that life for someone in my position is actually not that bad. Sure, I can't buy clothes that easily, but if you liked shopping for clothes as much as I do this would not seem to be a problem. And as for stupid comments, I am in the perfect position to rise above them. So there.

It looked red in the packet

My new toothbrush is pink. I didn't mean to buy a pink one particularly, but there you are.

Actually, buying toothbrushes is now quite fun. In the old days, when they were made by paintbrush companies and were just a bit of plastic with some bristles shoved in one end, they were rather boring. But now they are all exotic shapes and colours with things like "high performance" and "super whitening action" written all over their shiny packages. Of course they also cost around ten times what they used to as well, but that is the price of toothbrush progress I suppose.

Anyway, I enjoy reading the claims and weighing up which particular type of tufted, high performance, spiral weave brush structure would best serve my dentistry. I will never be able to afford a Ferrari, but at least I can have a toothbrush that sounds like it might be one.

Bought It

I was up town today and noticed that the "Everything for a pound" shop is now completely empty. I wonder if someone actually did go in and manage to buy everything. For a pound.

Curse of Friday the 13th

Today is Friday the 13th. I've been waiting nervously to find out what kind of terror this day, which traditonally brings bad luck to all, is going to deal out to me.

Well, it is late in the evening and the worst thing that has happened so far is that my nice ballpoint pen has run out of ink.

I think I may have got off very lightly, although it is a very nice pen and refils are bound to be expensive.

Winter Drawers On

It was quite cold in the night. In the morning I was back scraping ice off the car.
I'm always confused by the way that the days after christmas seem to have more depressing mornings and evenings. You would think that the nights and mornings would be getting better and lighter, since we are now moving closer to the sun or somesuch. However, the last week has seen huge amounts of grey, dank, unpleasant times. This morning was a bit of an exception, so I took a picture of the event.

Full Episode, Full Fat

I managed to exercise for a whole Simpsons episode tonight. I'd forgotten just how good the first season was. Then I went and spoiled the effect somewhat by having an enormous chilli followed by christmas pudding (I got one half price) covered in cream and custard. Oh, and half a bottle of wine. Then I went and drove my Maclaren F1 very fast into walls (not in a real sense fortunately - and not very well).